Tuesday, March 04, 2008

THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went dancing, camping, drank martinis, stayed in bed and read the whole day, always had a messy house with her own style and order, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, rarely cried and never yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was intense all the time, and felt she made a difference -at least to herself.
The End

2 comments:

Sander Chan said...

how about this onethis one:

Once upon a time, people were in perfect servitude to one another. Social drinking was not necessary, because the very essence of man was social...

Ayşem Mert said...

I see the fairy part... I don't see the tale part.
what is the plot?

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